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Five users of Facebook, an online social-networking website, accused and filed a lawsuit against them as a data-mining den and not delivering its promise to give users a strict control on the data they upload on their profile. Facebook was founded by Mark Zuckerberg last 2004. The website's main purpose is to let users stay connected to their college friends as they part ways after graduating to their degree. Registrants must be 13years old and above but the thing is that they don't have a reliable tool to confirm that the person is putting his right age. Members of Facebook has an option to choose who can view their profile, pictures stories, notes, etc. Terms of Service of the website has been repeteadly revised. Last month, Facebook announced the recent update for the level of privacy options including "all of your friends, your friends and people in your school or work networks, and friends of friends".

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So what do you wear now? I wasn't asking of the brand name or the type of clothing that you're wearing right now, I was asking about the theme of your shirt. Maybe, I am referring to the design of the shirt that you are wearing. I've noticed recently that there have been a lot of themed shirts sold in the market. There are Patriotic shirts like the one that boasting the Three Stars and A Sun logo, Cartoon Character shirts, or just those simple shirts that has nothing but plain color or if blessed, has a stripes on it.


Yesterday, I logged in to my IM account at Yahoo! and was buzzed by a friend from Davao. He was just so excited informing me about his new line of business, T-Shirt Designing. Well, the theme is common but the idea is unique. My friend's design are humorous but classy. I was like laughing of its brand name "Kugmo" because of its meaning in vernacular. If you're a bisaya, then you can understand what does "Kugmo" mean. My friend is claiming that his designs are not that good or not that cool but if you're gonna look at it at http://kugmodesigns.multiply.com/ , then you can prove him wrong. Below are one of the sameples of his designs and if you want to purchase, you can go ahead and order it on his Multiply page.



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When determining if you should let things get serious, remember: actions speak louder than words. With that being said, here are ten dating red flags. If you see any of these, do yourself a favor and reconsider if it's worth it for you.

1. You are not on the VIP list for breaking news

Were you the last to learn about this person's job promotion or newborn niece or nephew? Once things are serious, you should be among the first to know about exciting news, or bad news.

2. They avoid meeting your family or friends

If they are shying away from meeting your friends/family consistently, then there are problems. Even if they are very shy, they should want to meet those who are important to you.

3. They don't make any sacrifices

Healthy relationships don't require bending over backwards all the time, but a certain amount of sacrifice is necessary in a selfless union. When two of my friends first started dating one another, she demanded that he go to Farm Aid for her birthday, which was also the opening NFL football Sunday. While all the guys gathered to watch the games, he was sweltering on some field attending Farm Aid -- an event he never would have gone to if she hadn't have invited him. Now that's sacrifice.

4. They can't fit in your future

I admit it. When I meet girls, I envision future moments I may some day share with them. Most of my scenarios are her with me and my family at a Thanksgiving holiday or at a summer crabfeast. If I'm really into her, I usually relish the thought. If not, I kinda cringe.

5. They are too controlling

It's scary but I've seen many relationships where guys forbid girls to hang out with certain friends, or wear certain clothes. Major problem if someone is controlling you and not allowing you to be who you want to be within a relationship.

6. The "what are we" conversation fails miserably

Almost every relationship hits that crossroads where you both decide if it's worth taking the plunge into being exclusive and calling each other boyfriend/girlfriend. If they are confused and surprised that you're ready to get serious, the timing is not right, and you should try to figure out how long you want to wait around until they are ready.



7. They talk about plans that don't involve you

My sister has major wanderlust. She's always talking about heading off to Chicago or living in London for a year. She often talks about these things with no regard for the fact that she has a boyfriend at the time. If you find that someone is making plans or talking about far off places without inviting you along for the ride, don't let yourself get too into this person.

8. Your friends or family don't like them

Remember that your friends and family know you best. Don't take their thoughts with a grain of salt. It's one thing if a person or two don't get along with your significant other, but if a lot of them are saying you should reconsider, then do it. Unfortunately, we often find out about how much our friends hated that person after this person is gone.



9. They violated your trust

Whether it's cheating or a little lie that they got caught in, it will be hard to regain trust. Trust is something we don't give away easily, and once it's gone it's hard to get it back. We'll always be wondering about that lie, and doubt will creep in more and more as our minds fixate on that lie. Too often, people take trust for granted and once they lose it they never get it back.

10. You practice "unbalanced dating"

Are you always seeing his friends or doing things that he wants to do? Do you just let him pick the restaurants and events? Or is it the other way around? Relationships are fun when you are both able to contribute. If you're not taking turns creating fun times together, it will most likely fizzle out.





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"21 Things Most Girls don't Realize"


1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about....

2) Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE THEM!!!

9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.

10)If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

11)If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and he is really thinking about something

12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is Guys rarely say that..

13)When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me".

14)If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them

17)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

18)No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it

19)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!! Just because ONE is RUDE doesnt mean he represents ALL of them

20)WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

21)Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life Everything said in this bulletin is TRUE.




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10 Surprising Health Benefits of Sex
The health benefits of sex extend well beyond the bedroom. Turns out sex is good for you in ways you may never have imagined.

By Kathleen Doheny

WebMD FeatureReviewed by Louise Chang, MDWhen you're in the mood, it's a sure bet that the last thing on your mind is boosting your immune system or maintaining a healthy weight. Yet good sex offers those health benefits and more.

That's a surprise to many people, says Joy Davidson, PhD, a New York psychologist and sex therapist. "Of course, sex is everywhere in the media," she says. "But the idea that we are vital, sexual creatures is still looked at in some cases with disgust or in other cases a bit of embarrassment. So to really take a look at how our sexuality adds to our life and enhances our life and our health, both physical and psychological, is eye-opening for many people."

Sex does a body good in a number of ways, according to Davidson and other experts. The benefits aren't just anecdotal or hearsay -- each of these 10 health benefits of sex is backed by scientific scrutiny.

Among the benefits of healthy loving in a relationship:

1. Sex Relieves Stress
A big health benefit of sex is lower blood pressure and overall stress reduction, according to researchers from Scotland who reported their findings in the journal Biological Psychology. They studied 24 women and 22 men who kept records of their sexual activity. Then the researchers subjected them to stressful situations -- such as speaking in public and doing verbal arithmetic -- and noted their blood pressure response to stress.

Those who had intercourse had better responses to stress than those who engaged in other sexual behaviors or abstained.

Another study published in the same journal found that frequent intercourse was associated with lower diastolic blood pressure in cohabiting participants. Yet other research found a link between partner hugs and lower blood pressure in women.

2. Sex Boosts Immunity
Good sexual health may mean better physical health. Having sex once or twice a week has been linked with higher levels of an antibody called immunoglobulin A or IgA, which can protect you from getting colds and other infections. Scientists at Wilkes University in Wilkes-Barre, Pa., took samples of saliva, which contain IgA, from 112 college students who reported the frequency of sex they had.

Those in the "frequent" group -- once or twice a week -- had higher levels of IgA than those in the other three groups -- who reported being abstinent, having sex less than once a week, or having it very often, three or more times weekly.

3. Sex Burns Calories
Thirty minutes of sex burns 85 calories or more. It may not sound like much, but it adds up: 42 half-hour sessions will burn 3,570 calories, more than enough to lose a pound. Doubling up, you could drop that pound in 21 hour-long sessions.

"Sex is a great mode of exercise," says Patti Britton, PhD, a Los Angeles sexologist and president of the American Association of Sexuality Educators and Therapists. It takes work, from both a physical and psychological perspective, to do it well, she says.

4. Sex Improves Cardiovascular Health
While some older folks may worry that the efforts expended during sex could cause a stroke, that's not so, according to researchers from England. In a study published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health, scientists found frequency of sex was not associated with stroke in the 914 men they followed for 20 years.

And the heart health benefits of sex don't end there. The researchers also found that having sex twice or more a week reduced the risk of fatal heart attack by half for the men, compared with those who had sex less than once a month.

5. Sex Boosts Self-Esteem
Boosting self-esteem was one of 237 reasons people have sex, collected by University of Texas researchers and published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior.

That finding makes sense to Gina Ogden, PhD, a sex therapist and marriage and family therapist in Cambridge, Mass., although she finds that those who already have self-esteem say they sometimes have sex to feel even better. "One of the reasons people say they have sex is to feel good about themselves," she tells WebMD. "Great sex begins with self-esteem, and it raises it. If the sex is loving, connected, and what you want, it raises it."

6. Sex Improves Intimacy
Having sex and orgasms increases levels of the hormone oxytocin, the so-called love hormone, which helps us bond and build trust. Researchers from the University of Pittsburgh and the University of North Carolina evaluated 59 premenopausal women before and after warm contact with their husbands and partners ending with hugs. They found that the more contact, the higher the oxytocin levels.

"Oxytocin allows us to feel the urge to nurture and to bond," Britton says.

Higher oxytocin has also been linked with a feeling of generosity. So if you're feeling suddenly more generous toward your partner than usual, credit the love hormone.

7. Sex Reduces Pain
As the hormone oxytocin surges, endorphins increase, and pain declines. So if your headache, arthritis pain, or PMS symptoms seem to improve after sex, you can thank those higher oxytocin levels.

In a study published in the Bulletin of Experimental Biology and Medicine, 48 volunteers who inhaled oxytocin vapor and then had their fingers pricked lowered their pain threshold by more than half.

8. Sex Reduces Prostate Cancer Risk
Frequent ejaculations, especially in 20-something men, may reduce the risk of prostate cancer later in life, Australian researchers reported in the British Journal of Urology International. When they followed men diagnosed with prostate cancer and those without, they found no association of prostate cancer with the number of sexual partners as the men reached their 30s, 40s, and 50s.

But they found men who had five or more ejaculations weekly while in their 20s reduced their risk of getting prostate cancer later by a third.

Another study, reported in the Journal of the American Medical Association, found that frequent ejaculations, 21 or more a month, were linked to lower prostate cancer risk in older men, as well, compared with less frequent ejaculations of four to seven monthly.

9. Sex Strengthens Pelvic Floor Muscles
For women, doing a few pelvic floor muscle exercises known as Kegels during sex offers a couple of benefits. You will enjoy more pleasure, and you'll also strengthen the area and help to minimize the risk of incontinence later in life.

To do a basic Kegel exercise, tighten the muscles of your pelvic floor, as if you're trying to stop the flow of urine. Count to three, then release.

10. Sex Helps You Sleep Better
The oxytocin released during orgasm also promotes sleep, according to research.

And getting enough sleep has been linked with a host of other good things, such as maintaining a healthy weight and blood pressure. Something to think about, especially if you've been wondering why your guy can be active one minute and snoring the next.




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1. My hands are small. Please don't expect perfection whenever I make a bed, draw a picture or throw a ball. My legs are short. Please slow down so that I can keep up with you.

2. My eyes have not seen the world as yours have. Please let me explore safely. Don't restrict me unnecessarily.

3. Housework will always be there. I'm only little for such a short time. Please take time to explain things to me about this wonderful world, and do so willingly.

4. My feelings are tender. Please be sensitive to my needs. Don't nag me all day long. (You wouldn't want to be nagged for your inquisitiveness.) Treat me as you would like to be treated.

5. I am a special gift from God. Please treasure me, holding me accountable for my actions, giving me guidelines to live by and disciplining me in a loving manner.

6. I need your encouragement and your praise to grow. Please go easy on the criticism. Remember, you can criticize the things I do without criticizing me.

7. Please give me the freedom to make decisions concerning myself. Permit me to fail so that I can learn from my mistakes. Then someday, I'll be prepared to make the kind of decisions life requires of me.

8. Please don't do things over for me. Somehow that makes me feel that my efforts didn't quite measure up to your expectations. I know it's hard, but please don't try to compare me with my brother or my sister.

9. Please don't be afraid to leave for a weekend together. Kids need vacations from parents, just as parents need vacations from kids. Besides, it's a great way to show us kids that your marriage is very special.

10. Please take me to worship regularly, setting a good example for me to follow.
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1. dahil halos di na kayo nagkikita ng nanay at tatay mo, an tawag na nila sayo ay "boarder" at sinisingil ka na nila sa upa mo! (uy magbayad ka!)

2.pag sasagot ka ng telepono, lagi na lang may opening spiel...exampol : ring ! ring ! ....tenk u for calling (the company) this is (your name) how may i help you?

3. eksperto ka na sa power nap, yung mga 15min break nyo, itinutulog mo na lang...para fresh pagka kolls uli, mya na yung 1 hour nap...

4. di mo na alam bumiyahe pag may araw, nalilito ka bakit andaming tao, at bakit di na dumadaan ang dyip dun sa mga kalsada na 1 way.....

5.mas sanay ka ng matulog ng nakabussiness attire...na mimiss mo yung matigas na sahig ng opisina nyo...tsaka yung malamig na aircon.

6. sanay kang maglaka-lakad ng nakamedyas.

7. an tawag mo sa mga friends mo...dude, bro, coach, tl, sup, SIR.

8. di na dugo ang dumadaloy sayo, kape na. nung nagpaospital ka ang nilagay sayo dextrose na my instant coffee.

9. sanay kang makipagusap kahit comatose...pagtinanong ka ng kahit ano, tama ang sagot mo...ummmm naghihilik ka pa hayup ka!

10. tadaaaaa! nag sasalita ka sa pagtulog mo, pati kols mo napapanaginipan mo, at minsan, sinampal ka ng kapatid mo dahil nagsisigaw kang sup call! sup call! sup call!

11. pumuputi ka na dahil di ka na naaarawan.

12. sanay ka nang matulog kahit maingay sa loob at labas ng bahay nyo.

13. kinalimutan ka na ng mga kaibigan mo dahil existing ka lang pag tulog na sila.

14. sanay ka na sa mga prank callers at mga death treats... sa dami ba naman ng ma-encounter mong ganito gabi-gabi sa trabaho eh.

15. di ka na sanay sa traffic. pagpapasok at pauwi ka sa trabaho walang traffic.

16. di na tama ang oras ng pagkain mo. breakfast mo ay hapunan na. lunch mo sa madaling araw. dinner mo pag uwi mo sa umaga. pag Rest Day mo naman at natulog ka sa gabi, magigising ka pa din pag madaling araw na. iba na ang body clock mo.

17. lahat ng kasabay mo sa jeep pag papasok ka, pagod na. ikaw lang ang bagong ligo at bagong gel.

18. maski sa bahay, mabilis kang kumain.

19. nde ka na kilala ng aso nyo

20. tawag sa auto mo ay taxi, kasi palaging gabi bumabyahe..

21. wala ka nang pakialam sa buhay

22. nahihiya kang magpunta sa mga reunion lalo na't alam mong successful lahat ng ka-batch mo.

23. sasabihin mo field ng trabaho mo IT, di call center.

24. nasusuka ka na pag nakita mo ang pc sa bahay nyo..

25. sasabihin mong tech support engineer ka, pero erep pa rin..

26. yun nga lang, pag payday olats lahat sweldo ng mga kaklase mong board passer. (8k per month lang sila) isang kinsenas lang yun..

27. pag day off mo n lang ikaw nakakapaanood ng Big Bro.

28. Nde mo na kilala ang mga bagong artista.... si mahal at mura lang

29. nde mo n alam itsura ng mall...

30. di ka na maebs sa bhay, sanay ka na sa cr ng 3rd floor or yung sa malapit sa mga speech labs sa Ground floor.

31. gusto mo na ding maglagay ng soap dispenser sa banyo nyo.

32. ayaw mo nang pumasok sa internet cafe!

33. puro kalyo na wrist at daliri mo.

34. sanay ka na ding mag Español.. uno-ocho-ocho-ocho...

35. maglo-lock ka ng pc kahit sa bahay na. pag pndot mo ng CTRL + ALT + DEL iba ang lalabas at matatawa ka na lang sa sarili mo dahil para kang gago.

36. sanay ka ng kumain sa harap ng pc mo kahit nsa bahay...

37. papasok ka sa ofc na nka-jeans, tshirt and cap (astig!)

38. mas malaki sweldo mo sa mga ka-batch mo, nagkakanda-kuba na sila sa trabaho nila

39. puro ka-age mo mga ka-opisina mo, walang old maids and DOMs!!

40. mabilis k ng mag pabili ng boy bawang at chicharon sa ermats mo...

41. isa ka na rin sa mga nagbebenta sa ops floor (you name it meron dito even endangered species)

42. pag nakakarinig ka ng Kaching!!! akala mo may mail ka na dumating. hehe

43. pindot mo ilong nung tindera kala mo vendo machine.... isa nga coke syet ilong pala yun! hehehehe... masama pa kung sa bumper na-pindot mo.... syet!

44. na inlove ka nsa kape...

45. madalas mong sabihin sa ka IM mo n "email chat n lang tyo"

46. sanay k na makarinig ng napakalakas n pag singa ng sipon... dahil sa kano..

47. marami ka ng naipon na microwavable container

48. at ketchup galing mcdo at jolibee

49. pag nagkukwento ka sa mga barkada jargon lahat. di nila maintindihan ang ibig sabihin ng AHT,BABM,CSAT at QA

50. bumibili ka ng chicharon sa lahat ng sikyo n makita mo.. hehehhehehe

51. pag gumagamit k ng cr,, d ka na nagpa-flush.. kc akala mo kusa n lulubog ebs mo.

52.. sawa ka na internet kasi sa trabaho panay ang personal window..

53. sanay ka na ang katabi mo sinusurprise visit ng GF niya akala kc nambababae.........

54. akala mo mo may sarili kang locker sa bahay nyo.....

55. at magtataka ka dahil hindi lahat ng kano galit sa kumakain ng chicharon..

56. sanay k ng magyosi o umidlip pag alas dos at alas kuwatro ng umaga

57. dito ka na makakakita ng gf, bf, or asawa. wala ka ng time maghanap sa labas.

58. pag may problema ka sa pc mo, una mong ginagawa ay clear cache at cookies..

59. yung iba dito na nakakahanap ng kabit nila eh........

60. nang ho-hoard ka na din ng tissue atsaka Choco Gem sa bahay

61. kala mo libre ang kape sa select....

62. libre parking mo sa ayala, klasmeyts mo nagbabayad araw-araw sa parking.. hahahaha

63. pag nag cr ka...sanay ka na sa gripo na automatic at toilet bowl...

64. nag hahanap ka sa kahitbahay nyo ng mga kano....

65. pag binabati... ano nlang, pag kinukumusta ka ng mga kabarkada mo, lagi mo sinasabi, HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

66. naka id ka pa kahit nasa jeep

67. kaya mong tiisin na nde palitan ang damit mo ng 16 hours

68. pagtinanong ng mga ka tropa mo kung ano ang sinusupport mo... sabihin mo yahoo.com (hahahaha)

69. kasi pagsinabi mong earthlink, di nila alam yun. ako nga dito ko lang nalaman na may ganun pala eh..

70. .....yung uniform nga ng basketball may passport logo tanong sa akin nag-aayos kayo ng passport? hehehe anong travel agency? ayus! quote kita sa hongkong gusto mo!

71. Nasanay ka nang may katabing TM na hindi umuuwi. pagpasok mo nandun na. paguwi mo nandun parin.

72. kahit may malaki kayong speaker sa bahay gusto mo pa din naka-earphones!

73. pudpod na tenga mo sa kaka-pakinig ng paolo "payatot" santos

74. nung pinasok ng akyat bahay ang bahay nyo, magsisigaw ka ng HACKER!!! HACKER!!!

75. tanong na mahirap sagutin ... " pag-introduce urself na - first day sa PS -engineering grad-" ..... em a nursing grad ; pt grad ; engineering graduate. BAT KA NANDITO ?...akala mo...talagang engineer ang kailangan.....kasi nasa ads...technical support engineer.....hayyy hehehe...beep beep...ala naman cguro eng grad dito ha...peace.

76. OO NGA PLA! DATI PAGNAGCOPY PASTE KA SA PC, GINAGAMIT MO ANG RIGHT CLICK, NGAYON, ctrl C AT ctrl V.

77. nagkaroon ka ng galit sa mga kano at sana iniisip mo na kasama ka sa pangalawang digmaang pandaigdaig at pingapapatay mo yang mga *&^%$$#@# kano na yan!

78. naisip mo tuloy yung mga comfort women at gays nung panahaon na yun.

79. dati 1 word per minute ka kabilis magtype, ngayon 2 words per minute. sanay kc copy and paste lang kya naSF.

80. kahit sa bahay, mahilig ka na mag etchos, churva, achuchuchuchu at choz...

81. sanay ka nang matulog ng dilat ang mata...kasi d pde pahuli

82. lahat ng style ng pagtulog....maiisip mo...

83. lahat ng kaibigan mo may christmas vacation ikaw wala

84. habang umiihi ka may nagtatanong kung anong oras na

85. yung ex mo may kasama ng iba

86. lahat ng holiday pumapasok ka kasi double pay malaki ang bayad.

87. d2 ka n sa opisina nakabili lahat ng gamit mo.. 2nd hand celfon, 2nd hand pc, sabon, shampoo, sapatos, tocino, longganisa, hikaw, magazine, tv, ref, aso, libro, tshirt, pants, prepaid card, vcd, dvd, yema pati apartment d2 ka nakuha

88. d2 ka na nasanay kumain ng pagkain na luto sa microwave

89. d2 ka na nakatikim ng kape na may ipis

90. kahit syampoo ng kabayo meron... hahahaha

91. gusto mo na den bumili ng water dispenser kasi pitsel lang ang nasa bahay nyo...

92. ok lang sayo uminom ng kape na may ipis kase no choice!

93. dami mo na naiipon na stirrer(red) galing pantry kakatimpla ng kape.

94. nasanay ka nang magpadeliver ng pagkain.

95. nakakita ka ng artista na nagbebenta ng pagkain sa pantry.

96. dito ka lang makakakita ng pinagsama samang tinda na : medyas, vitamins, christmas lights, cologne. yosi, siomai at lahat ng klase ng pagkain, relos, kalendaryo, stuff toys, make up, kikay kit, deodorant, kwintas, sasakyan, camera, video, audio, foot spa , milk spa, bags wallet, sinturon, mamon, hamon,

97. d2 ka na expose sa tapa king, zuppa, yellow cab, jugnos, bermuda hotel's pancit canton, wendy's. north park, star bucks,

98. di mo maenjoy christmas party kasi kaylangan mo bumalik sa office dahil may pasok ka pang shift.

99. ice tea ka lang, mga kasama mo.. beer!! syet!

100. sumasama ka pa sa email chat miski wla ka na sa PS... shift pa nila! ayus move on with your life....

101. nanghihingi ka pa ng baon sa nanay mo kahit mas malaki sweldo mo sa kanya..

102. tapos yung fud magtatake out ka na lang. dito mo na lang sa office kakainin.

103. kapag may national crisis at rally... di ka makakasama... pakikinggan mo na lang sa radyo

104. lahat na ng rason para umabsent nagawa mo na

105. dito sa opisina mo nararanasan ang napakabagal na oras!

106. d2 lang ako nakakilala ng mga taong ang tindi managarap...lalo na pagdating sa mga babae

107. pantry carenderia!

108. kapag may gusto kang bilhin...titingin ka muna sa mnweb...

109. normal boses mo sa fone kahit lumilindol na.

110. tuwing uuwi ka ng bahay naghahanda ang nanay mo na parang may fiesta...kasi bihira ka na umuwi

111. 5 mins. pa bago ang break mo,atat ka ng bumaba dahil sa YOSI.
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FA Wall:
"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebears?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.

AS:
AS chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"

"push button to eject urself"

"push button to kill teacher."

"push button to eject teacher"
....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS cubicle:
"Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing gum na
pagdidikitan....

AS chair :
"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:
"if you forget the past, then you porget the
purious.."

AS 1st floor CR uli:
" Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba?
duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na
nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective
tapos yung gay is used as
a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:
Chem chair:
"push button to spray acid on prof's face."

Another chem chair:
"You Boron!!!"

BIO:
Bio chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

FO Santos:
"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal."

ENG'G:
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply:
"the future you are holding is very small."

GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
"takas ng ward 7"

MATH:
sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:
"PAANO? "
may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA
DROP BOX SA SUKING
TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair"
sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply:
"find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
"F*CK DA WORLD! "
ta's may sumagot:
"F*CK U TOO!
--WORLD-"

3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman,
hehehe."

UPIS
sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
tas may sumagot
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
tas may sumagot uli
"weh "
tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak!"

VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the
same hands that cook
your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants
you!"

NIGS:
sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"

MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga
UP"

KALAI:
nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"

SC:
sa labas ng PNB:
"in case of emergency break ass and push butt"

AS waiting shed
Ad from a Korean: "I need a English tutor."
At may nagdagdag: "Badly."



Brilliant minds!
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One of the biggest myths surrounding pregnancy is that a girl can't get pregnant before she gets her first period. That notion is simply not true. Just because a girl has not had her period does not mean that she has a natural form of birth control.

Getting pregnant is related to ovulation. Because a girl can ovulate before having her first period, it is possible to become pregnant before beginning to menstruate. Any time a girl has sex, she can potentially get pregnant.

A lot of people think that if a girl has sex during her period, she can't get pregnant. But it is possible for a girl to get pregnant while she is bleeding. This can happen for a couple of reasons:


♥Not all vaginal bleeding is the result of a menstrual period. Sometimes a girl will have a small amount of vaginal bleeding at the time of ovulation — the time when she is most fertile. During ovulation, an egg is released from one of the ovaries and travels down a fallopian tube to the uterus. It's common for girls who are ovulating to have some vaginal bleeding that can be mistaken for a period.

♥Sometimes ovulation can occur before the bleeding from a girl's period has stopped, or it may occur within a few days after her period is over. Sperm can fertilize an egg for several days after ejaculation. So in both cases, having sex before the period is finished can result in pregnancy.


Having unprotected sex at any time is very risky. Along with the chance of becoming pregnant, there is also the risk of getting a sexually transmitted disease (STD), such as chlamydia, genital warts, or HIV. The only surefire way to prevent pregnancy and STDs is abstinence. If you do have sex, use a condom every time to protect against STDs. And talk to your doctor about additional forms of contraception.

Pregnancy shouldn't be the only concern about having sex — any time you have sex, especially unprotected sex, you run the risk of getting a sexually transmitted disease (STD). Condoms are the best way, other than abstinence, to protect against both pregnancy and STDs, even if you haven't gotten your period yet.
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The planned Team Building of my team successfully happened last weekend at South Waters Lucena City. After our friday shift, we immediately jump up on our bus and go directly to the said venue. We did not enjoy the 6 hours trip since we just got out from the office and most are from the graveyard shift. We arrived there at 3pm then go directly to the assigned rooms and slept for about 3 hours just to gain more energy for the upcoming activities. I never thought that I would enjoy this Team Building organized by our team heads because of the reason that I am not that close to my officemates. But my thoughts were wrong. I did enjoy the moment with my officemates. The gaps between us disappeared. Slowly the team became bonded and became tighter and tighter. We played lots of games like Amazing Race, Doctor Help and American Football. We went to a nearby beach resort wherein you need to ride a boat first before you can reach their awesome resort! There I practiced skim boarding. I thought that it is an easy sport but I just made myself look silly with those moves that I can't really copy from my PRO friend. It was fun staying at a certain place with your officemates and you share ideas with them. My talent in playing musical instruments was challenged there. An officemate brought a guitar and the other brought a guitar and a beatbox. Since they are the one who are good in playing guitar, I played the beatbox. I never thought that I am good at it that some of my officemates gave an appreciation to me. Even on our way home, we played instruments inside the bus. Everybody is enjoying the team building. We all paid for it and we all enjoyed the moment with each other. I just hope that this same activity will be happening soon with my new team since we were shuffled and I was assigned to another team now. I have a remembrance from that resort, I had lots of itchy spots on my feet which I don't know where did I get. I suspect I got this from rolling on the grass or from the sea water. Luckily, some of this spots are gone now but still it keeps me scratching and scratching even at the office while I am talking to our clients. Can't share more of my experiences at our team building so I think its an end now. Lol.
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Grandson : Hi Pop!
Grandfather : How are you young man!
GS : Quite fine… I have a problem
GF : What is it? You had a fight with your wife?
GS : No, but this problem may lead to an argument with my wife
GF : Why?
GS : You are lucky at your time you don’t have problems with social diseases in your generation. You didn’t have AIDS and STDs.
GF : You have AIDS ?
GS : Minor STD. What did you wear to have a safer sex ?
GF : My WEDDING RING.

How much of your teenage life have you
messed
up?
[] gotten detention
[] gotten a phone taken away in class
[/] gotten suspended
[] gotten caught chewing gum
[] gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 1
[/] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[/] didnt do homework over 5 times
[/] turned at least 3 projects in late
[/] missed school just because you felt like it
[] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class..
Total So Far: 5
[] got your mom,dad,etc to get you out of school
[/] text people during class
[/] passed notes
[/] threw stuff across the room
[/] laughed at the teacher
Total So Far : 9
[/] been in a fight at school, fist, verbal
[] took pictures during school hours
[/] called someone during school hours
[] listened to ipod,cd,etc during school hours
Total So Far : 11
[] threw something at the teacher
[/] went outside the classroom without permission
[] broke the dress code
[/] failed a class
[/] ate food during class
Total So Far : 14
[] gotten a call from school
[]couldnt go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[/]didnt take your stuff to school
[/] stuck up finger when the teacher was not looking
[] cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear you
Total So Far : 16
[] faked your parents signature
[/] slept in class
[/] cursed at teacher
[/] copied homework
[] got in trouble with the principal
Total So Far : 19
*Multiply by 3*
Repost as "I messed up ...% of my
teenage life"

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