The Bird Dropped it While its Hot!

Posted by Boffill Thursday, June 16, 2011
Since our class was given a 6 day vacation after 6 months of a much regimented schedule, I decided to go back to our place in Naval and enjoy my 6 days there. I couldn’t relax yet because I’ll have to finish the registration of my motorcycle and will have to renew my driver’s license. That’s a lot of stuff to do. In normal days, I always wake up late so I went to LTO office after lunch and was told by the security guard to have my drug test and medical certificate processed first. So I went to the drug testing center first and stayed there for two and a half hour just because my little Jr can’t produce juice. After giving the tester my finish product, I went out and felt relief because it was too shameful for me staying there for more than 2 hours doing nothing. It was almost 5pm when I got the result of the drug test so I decided to go to this sidewalk vendor who sells noodles in a cup. It’s a homemade noodle with real beef on it. My cousin introduced me to them last year. Just this afternoon, I ordered a cup of noodle from Mamang Noodle and gave me my order after he mixed the ingredients. I was happily eating and standing along the street. Tasted the beef and other ingredients while it’s hot. While I was enjoying the noodle and its soup, I noticed that something just dropped into my bowl. It’s a slimy white color substance that came from heaven. When I checked on where does that substance came from, I saw a bird flew from the top of my exact position! Mamang Noodle saw it and laugh. No doubt, it was the bird’s SHIT that dropped into my noodle. Too bad I left a few slices of beef because I was saving the best for last.

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